Jerome’s Blog

One Friday night

Friday night! Feeling thirsty! Well, my friends and I always go out on a Friday night, one time we have to stop at a computer shop to pick our friend. At the computer shop, my friend ask for little more time coz he is almost finished with his work. We stay for awhile coz we are not really in a hurry. So, I start to look around at the shop. I start to look at posters and and some posts on the wall and start to read them. Nothing new, so I decided to check on the players. I see different games being played by different players. One thing that caught my eye though is these two players playing counter strike. Well, its been awhile since I played the game. My observation on them? Well, I say they are too slow to react, finger works is… I say not working, hand eye coordination… dude you have a crosshair… use it. Noobs! Hehehe! Anyway, my friend finished his work. So we get in the car and we roll.

Typical story inside the car is what’s current. We talk about how we handle errands, how we do from work, people or things or what happens at work. Serious talk doesn’t mean we cant laugh. Theres always this one person to crack joke though the topic is really serious. Fight? It almost happened, but we would be too childish to fight over cheap shots. Oh yeah, cheap shots are part of our friendship, there’s no truce. Hehehe.

We arrived to our hangout place. Its a bar. And because we came there very often, most of the people there already knew us. So its not surprising if waitresses and bar tenders there gives us a smile or a high five. The place? I like it there, the light? is not too dark and not too bright. Just right to see the face of the people on your table. You could even see the face of the beautiful lady from across the table. What I like most about this place is, I can talk to my friends while music is being played in the background. My friends and I love to talk. We like telling stories, cracking jokes, discussing some important matters, though that important matter seem to get less important because of a friend who is cracking joke just to break it. We enjoy picking on our friends and throwing some cheap shots at them. Feast starts when we swarm on you. Hehehe. Under this situation, theres two things you can do. Walk away pissed or just laugh it out. If you walk away pissed, we’ll be throwing more cheap shots at you. If you just laugh it out, we’ll be throwing more cheap shots at you. Hahaha! We are rude! Anyway, back to the place. The food? Taste is good. Though sometimes they put more extra things on the plate to make it look full. The price? Nothing comes cheap nowadays. The waitresses, well they are nice. They look pleasing to the eyes. (Who wants to go to a bar and see ugly waitresses right?) The bar area is a good place for those people who came alone. They can sit on the hight chair, order a beer and watch TV while waiting for their company or be accompanied or just simply chill.

So after some good laughs and some good conversations over a couple of beers. Its time to hit the road again. Destination? Go home or get sober?

Get sober means coffee. We go to one place for coffee. Total Gas Station! This used to be our hang out place. Its a nice place. Oh yeah, on the side of the gas station they have beer garden (I said beer garden because its what’s written on their sign. But don’t get the wrong idea though. Hehehe!) where they serve all sorts of liquors. They have live bands, they have dance floor you can dance to, sometimes they have gigs, wet and wild party… its fun there. Anyway, nowadays, we just get there for coffee.

Go home means going home of course. Hehehe. One of my friends lives near us so I just hitch a ride with him. The others? When we have plenty of gas left, we bring them to their house.

We usually go home between one to three in the morning. The worst time is six. Hehehe! I’ll tell that to you in the next post. So now, i’m home. I’m tipsy and sleepy. I better get some sleep. I wish I could make it to work tomorrow. Hehehe! So, until my next post. Goodnight all!

wow… just before the year 2007 ends, i came to remember my first movie. no wonder this movie cant be moved out of my head. hehehe. well anyway, my grandma is a big fan of sharon cuneta. she’d rather not sew just to see her on tv or watch her on the big screen. one time, my grandma wants to go to the movie, well, she has nobody to go with. that’s when my grandma asked my mom if she could let me go with her. my mom says yes. (way to go mom! hehehe!) and also, my grandma had my cousin to go with us. its our first time to see a movie in a movie house! woohoo!

well at first, i was not really thrilled or excited to go to movie. i didnt even know what the word means that time, so as my cousin. well anyway, we dressed and went to the movie house.

when we are there (not in the movie yet), i noticed a lot of people wandering around. i mean what’s in this place? i see nothing but pictures. do they like pictures? hmmm…

then my grandma went to buy us tickets and some snacks. its time to go in. on our way in, I saw the biggest door I have ever seen. ive never seen a door so big and with foam like covering. the door really is nice. and when the door is slightly opened, i felt a cold wind touching my skin. it gives me chills. it must be cold inside(my first encounter on an air conditioned room.). what’s in there by the way? meat? (i was thingking it was a refrigerator.) then the door is partially opened, and i saw that its dark inside. im afraid of the dark, there might be some ghost in there. im scared of ghost so i hold tight to my grandma coz im really scared that a ghost might showed up.

as we enter the room. we are walking well, id say slow, i saw some dimmed lights and some people going in and some out of the room. i still wonder what’s inside. movie, is that a name of a restaurant? or a big fridge? where’s the meat or bottles of water? maybe there’s ice cream here. i like ice cream (im starting to think im in a big fridge). and then suddenly. my eyes opened wide. for i have never seen a television as big as that (the big screen. i thought it was a big television). i was in awe of what im seeing right then. wow!

then we went to get our seat. the seat felt comfortable. the seat was as soft as my pillows. ive never felt so comfortable sitting (wow again). then my grandma asks us if we are ok. my cousin and i says yes. i do not care talking to my cousin that moment for my mind is still occupied and in awe of what im seeing. oh i forget to tell you, there’s so many people in the room we barely got the seat. and its so noisy in there.

after a while, noise starts to fade out and the lights went out. i thought there was a black out. then the big t.v. shows some light. the movie is starting…

wow! and from the big screen it flashes the title of my first movie!

CAPTAIN BARBEL!!!

well anyway, the movie was a big hit that time. a man capable of lifting a barbel with one hand, some monster, a caped man flying, battle royale between good and evil and the part that my grandma wants to see. sharon cuneta as darna, whose in my mind i call her the flying lady wearing a two piece! hehehe. the movie was good. or so i think. Anyway, the movie lasted for an hour or two. we ended the movie with smile in our faces. we really enjoyed the movie. all of us in the room. then its time to go home. and when we got out, i noticed that its dark outside. when we went in there, there’s still sun. well, its true then, time flies when you are having fun. my grandma says its already late so we really have to go home. and i said to myself "yeah.. lets go home!"

the next day, in our house, we just finished having lunch. my mom was outside the house on the hammock. my mom called me and ask me to tell her what happened in the movie. me, feeling mr. "i know everything that happened in the movie" guy told the whole story to my mom! i told her everything that i saw. i mean everything. hehehe! i didnt noticed that my grandma could hear us from afar. and my grandma says irene, you dont have to watch the movie anymore. your son already told you everything. but i continue telling my mom the story. the only thing that i forget to tell my mom was who are casts. hahahaha.

sigh* (cant help but wonder.) now its early 2008 and im glad that i now know my first movie. im glad to have share you my experience in the movie house. hehehe.

anyway, thanks for reading.

dont worry i’ll post another, if i remember another first experience.

hehehe!

thanks!

bye!

i’ve been playing mind games with people for quite sometime now…

it made me feel good pwning them…

i like the feeling of having control…

until one time…

a victim came along…

you’re hard in the beginning…

then i gain command…

i was pwning…

but then i realize…

those arrows that i have been throwing…

they are all coming back at me…

raining all over me…

really fast… really hard… really deep…

you’re pwing me…

sad to say that i have found my match…

you’re way better than me…

i thought i was in control… but it was you all along…

now im down on the ground…

i dont know what to do…

i dont know how to end the game i started…

i cant escape…

for i am scared of being alone…

im trapped and beaten…

i have fallen…

so like, old school games are now in…

like counterstrike and warcraft and the like…

i see these two guys downstairs…. they were playing counterstrike… i really cant myself but to check them out and look how they are doing… well, im not surprised to find out that they are noob! they are so slow to react when they see an enemy… to slow to decide wether to shoot or duck! reflexes are too slow that i could finish a stick of cigarette before they could shoot the damn thing… well, i may say MONEY_MAKER is good during his time… too bad… he’s on indefinite leave… but seeing those noobs play… makes me want to wake him up and let him pwn those pesky noobs! but i cant! waking him up will put me out of work… i cant have him and me working… i would get busted from my job for sure coz i would be like playing the whole day… he’s hard to contain! and i wont survive in this world if i dont work… sigh! if there is a job hiring as a gamer… i would gladly take that job… or maybe an audition for a company to work for them as a gamer and i would join competions and stuff that would be fun… coz what i’ll be doing is play, eat and sleep…. like a bum… but im a bum who gets paid! lol!

anyway back to counterstrike… i really want to wake him up… but im thinking can he handle the players today? i’ve only seen a few players… i havent seen them all… so i guess it’ll be a challenge for him… but from the way i see it… i think he can pwn them… im just afraid to wake him up and find out that he has totally lost his micro… now that will be humilitaion for me! i wish he still has it with him! hmmm……..

maybe a couple of rounds will make me see if he still has it… maybe ill wake him up and put him too sleep afterwards… just let him pwn a little wont do me no harm i guess…

ok.. that’s it for now….

i have to wake someone…

its pwning time!

see yah!

a battle erupts between two races! the sentinel race and the scourge race! each race wants to destroy the source of each others life and power! they want to destroy each others ANCIENT!

i am JERMZ! leader of the sentinel race we have been battling against the scourge for many years now! we want to destroy scourge’s ancient so we my race will live in peace! i have enlisted some of my finest soldiers to battle! these soldiers are essential to me to defend the ancient and somehow stop the conquering scourge! i even build a couple of towers to some strategic place to help them! but i need more than soldiers and towers to win! i need heroes like the scourge race has! a hero that will lead my army to conquer scourge and destroy thier ancient! a hero that will lead our race to victory!

so, from the list of heroes lay upon me! i have to choose the one who will be of great help to me! i have to choose the one that will wear my mark and help protect my ancient! i have to be careful of choosing… for the life of my race is at my hand…. and mistake has a little room for me! i must choose wisely! i must know the background of the hero i will choose! i must know its strengths and weaknesses! i must know the right items to be use so the hero will be effective in defending my ancient and attacking those conquerors! i must be wise….

I CHOOSE YOU! TRAXEX THE DROWRANGER!

traxex is an archer! she moves fast but her attack speed is not very impressive though! but with her skills, she could be a support or a killer! her skills are frost arrow, where her arrows were induced with freezing effect that slows the movement and attack rate of the enemy!; silence, a spell that if cast in an area, will disable the enemy from casting spell!; trueshot aura, an aura that gives nearby allies damage bonus and; marksmanship, where traxex’s attacks increased to the point that she could slay enemies in one shot! cool skills huh!

now for the items that would be advantageous for her:

• power treads
• sange & yasha
• buriza
• butterfly
• hyperstone
• linken sphere
• mask of madness
• lothar’s edge
• boots of travel -
• blade mail
• eye of skadi

well she only need six items out of these! well, she only has six slots in her inventory! the items for her that i would suggest are power treads, sange & yasha, buriza and butterfly! the other two slots in her inventory would depend on the situation of the battle! as soon as the battle to survive arise, these few items are essential for her to defend herself and attack those conquerors! now with these items, she’d be like as lightnng fast and fire arrows like as fast as legolas does! great right! with her forst arrow skill set to autocast, she will have her enemy on mercy! as soon as heroes starts dying, they will try to run for their lives… but she moves faster so she would probably chase them and with frost arrow skill they will be going nowhere!

situations that traxex needs to watch out for are those comquering heroes that will try to ambush or gank her! they will try to harass and kill her! so in these instances she must be prepared! but no need to worry, with the right item in her inventory… she will be just fine! she can avoid those ambushes and harassments or well, she moves fast, she can outrun them!

now, TRAXEX THE DROWRANGER, defend my ancient, lead my army to victory and pwn those scourge and conquer them!

well i remember my pwning (owning) days…. well i used play counterstrike! well lets say i pwn good! i may not be the no. 1 but definitely im not a noob!

in our shop, we have players ranging from 8-30yrs. old playing counterstrike… some of them are pro and some are noobs! during those days, i really pwn noobs! but i can’t pwn pros! i pwn some pros but not all…

anyways, after some months… i have stopped playing counterstrike, well i have to work and sutff you know… i need to live… when i finally start playing counterstrike again, man!!!! an 8-year old kid pwn me easily… its like everybody is a pro! and iim the noob! damn it! i lost my uber micro! i cant pwn noobs! i only stop for a couple of months! i feel so humiliated so i quit playing!

after a year or two of not playing counterstrike, ive been living the normal life you know… i still miss playing counterstrike so i still play but im playing with AI’s! i feel so afraid playing with other players… im afraid to be pwned!

my cousin is so sorry at me he decides to take me to gumaca to attend his cousin’s wedding… while we are there… i feel so bored staying in thier house! so i called my cousin and ask him for a walk…

we saw lots of buildings, cars, buses, trycycles, and beautiful girls! hehehe! then we came to a stop at a computer shop! my cousin and i were watching this couple of guys playing counterstrike… then this other group… they are pwning the other team… but from where i stand… i can say that they are still noobs! both team are noobs! but the pwning team.. they are like "we are pro couterstrike players! you cant pwn us!" they are really laughing hard! humiliating the other team! and after the match, the team who got pwned left and the pwning team still plays! then one of them says "those noobs are no good! hahaha! it feels so good to pwn noobs!" damn! i was shock after what the noob has to say! i was so mad that i want to pwn him! then the guy who pwns the shop asks if we are going to play? i said yes! me and my cousin is challenging that guy (self-righteous noob) and his friend noob! on a 2on2 match! they were like "you dare challenge us? we are pro didnt you seethe match? well then, we’ll teach you lessons pal and learn well!" my cousin was like "i dont know how to play this game!" and i was like "dont worry! i could beat those noobs!" and saying to myself! "oh man!!!! do i still know this?" so its like a 2on1 match! its me vs. 2 noobs!

the match begins… they were buying high caliber gunz and armors! and i only bought a handgun! i was thinking, how far can i go using handgun… round starts and we got pwned! so, first round has been decided… i have to step up my pace! so, there i bought me a sub-machine an mp5! this might help to deal with those pesky noobs! round starts… and BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!! BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE NOOBS! HAHAHA! I PWN YOU! HAHAHA! the other team was like "hah! first timers luck! bet you cant do that again!" and i was like "yeah… i just got lucky…" then round starts again… and BOOOM! HEADSHOTS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! HAHAHA! YOU CANT PWN ME NOOBS! HERE NOOBS EAT LEAD! AHAHAHA!!!!! im really making fun out of those noobs hahaha! as rounds passby…. and those noobs are really pissed! hahaha! noobs! i really pwn them good! hahaha! that was the best pwning ive ever had! hahaha!

i was really glad coz i still have my micro with me! hehehe! and my cousin is like "man you are good! you’re the man!" as the match end! the guy who pwns the shop were saying.. ."where you guys from?" we said "from lucena" and he said "you came all the way here to pwn?" and i say "yes! i came all the way here to pwn! and it feels good pwning those noobs here! hehehehe!"

so when i went back to lucena, i really feel good! with smile on my face coz i know i still have my micro that i thought i lost! hehehe! so to all you noobs out there! beware of the name money_maker! heheheh!

so long noobs!

P.S. my cousin who was playing with me… he gets to pwn them too…. but he is still a noob though! unlike me, im a pro!

so there were three of us… we were talking about stuff! you know… guy thing… then suddenly it got quiet… then the other guy, guy A talk to guy B about something which luckily i dont know a thing… then i said to myslef i will annoy this guy (guy A)! so after letting him finish his first three sentences, i interupt them by talking to them as if i know what they are talking about! (remember the first three sentence guy A has said?) well, i use those words on guy B! and guy A was so amaze that i know those things! apparently guy B knows! hehehe! so i just keep on rephrasing what he says (guy A), while he is making a side comments which also i am using i mean rephrasing again… hehehehe! until guy B could not help it but laugh! because he knows that i really dont know that…. hahaha! and guy A really thinks i know all those things that he said! hahahaha!

then i came across this documentary about some guy that claims he can talk to already dead people… and it is a scam… as what they say… well, this guy makes money out of those people thinking that they can really talk to thier love ones who is dead…

well anyway, they call this process cold reading!

which is what i was doing on the first paragraph! damn i was good! guy A would’ve not noticed it guy B didnt burst into laughter! then i realize! if i could do it in an instant, or without any practice… then any people can do cold reading! man! wow!

im not making any sense right?

anyway, thanks for reading!

bye!

*aphrodisiacs, penis enlarging devices, breast enlarging devices, pills…. does anybody knows if these things really work?   

yes, ask your family doctors and be in the shock of your life that these things really doesn’t work! hah! in your face!

don’t be scammed by those false advertisement about sex enlarging materials! be wise enough!   

*does having big breast or big penis make you really sexy?   

really it’s how you feel about yourself! you don’t need a really big penis or breast to satisfy your   partners needs! you could use body parts as substitute instead! you could use mouth, hand, tongue… you just have to be creative! yeah, i like  it when girls give me a head… yeah hehehehe!   

*and if it does, does really big breast or big penis really turn you on?   

yeah! it does! i mean fun to look at! hahaha! really for me, a hand full is enuff! those girls with big breast, i call them in my language as "kapus palad"  why? kasi kulang ang tatlong palad para lang matakluban ang isang dibdib! grabe! hehehe!   

*oh, and may i add, what is sex?   

in my point of view, i think sex is something  intimate shared by two lovers in one bed! to me, sex is giving and taking, it’s about intimacy baby! it’s about having fun! 

what is a blog?

what good would it bring to you?

do you blog yourself?

i mean do you have to write on your blog or somebody has to do it for you?

man…

why do i see empty blogs?

why create a blog with nothing on it?

you have to write something on your blog right?

whose reading this?

i knew it! nobody!!!!

how could i forgot about that!

but hey…..

look at my blog…

what’s written on it is nonsense!

but at least…

it’s not…..

empty!?!

ahhh….

what’s this place again?

how do i use this thing?

is this a place where i can speak my mind and nobody reads it?

well anyways…

what’s up peeps?

this is my new blog.

and i’m "ONLINE"