good day pwning!
well i remember my pwning (owning) days…. well i used play counterstrike! well lets say i pwn good! i may not be the no. 1 but definitely im not a noob! in our shop, we have players ranging from 8-30yrs. old playing counterstrike… some of them are pro and some are noobs! during those days, i really pwn noobs! but i can’t pwn pros! i pwn some pros but not all… anyways, after some months… i have stopped playing counterstrike, well i have to work and sutff you know… i need to live… when i finally start playing counterstrike again, man!!!! an 8-year old kid pwn me easily… its like everybody is a pro! and iim the noob! damn it! i lost my uber micro! i cant pwn noobs! i only stop for a couple of months! i feel so humiliated so i quit playing! after a year or two of not playing counterstrike, ive been living the normal life you know… i still miss playing counterstrike so i still play but im playing with AI’s! i feel so afraid playing with other players… im afraid to be pwned! my cousin is so sorry at me he decides to take me to gumaca to attend his cousin’s wedding… while we are there… i feel so bored staying in thier house! so i called my cousin and ask him for a walk… we saw lots of buildings, cars, buses, trycycles, and beautiful girls! hehehe! then we came to a stop at a computer shop! my cousin and i were watching this couple of guys playing counterstrike… then this other group… they are pwning the other team… but from where i stand… i can say that they are still noobs! both team are noobs! but the pwning team.. they are like "we are pro couterstrike players! you cant pwn us!" they are really laughing hard! humiliating the other team! and after the match, the team who got pwned left and the pwning team still plays! then one of them says "those noobs are no good! hahaha! it feels so good to pwn noobs!" damn! i was shock after what the noob has to say! i was so mad that i want to pwn him! then the guy who pwns the shop asks if we are going to play? i said yes! me and my cousin is challenging that guy (self-righteous noob) and his friend noob! on a 2on2 match! they were like "you dare challenge us? we are pro didnt you seethe match? well then, we’ll teach you lessons pal and learn well!" my cousin was like "i dont know how to play this game!" and i was like "dont worry! i could beat those noobs!" and saying to myself! "oh man!!!! do i still know this?" so its like a 2on1 match! its me vs. 2 noobs! the match begins… they were buying high caliber gunz and armors! and i only bought a handgun! i was thinking, how far can i go using handgun… round starts and we got pwned! so, first round has been decided… i have to step up my pace! so, there i bought me a sub-machine an mp5! this might help to deal with those pesky noobs! round starts… and BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!! BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE NOOBS! HAHAHA! I PWN YOU! HAHAHA! the other team was like "hah! first timers luck! bet you cant do that again!" and i was like "yeah… i just got lucky…" then round starts again… and BOOOM! HEADSHOTS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY! HAHAHA! YOU CANT PWN ME NOOBS! HERE NOOBS EAT LEAD! AHAHAHA!!!!! im really making fun out of those noobs hahaha! as rounds passby…. and those noobs are really pissed! hahaha! noobs! i really pwn them good! hahaha! that was the best pwning ive ever had! hahaha! i was really glad coz i still have my micro with me! hehehe! and my cousin is like "man you are good! you’re the man!" as the match end! the guy who pwns the shop were saying.. ."where you guys from?" we said "from lucena" and he said "you came all the way here to pwn?" and i say "yes! i came all the way here to pwn! and it feels good pwning those noobs here! hehehehe!" so when i went back to lucena, i really feel good! with smile on my face coz i know i still have my micro that i thought i lost! hehehe! so to all you noobs out there! beware of the name money_maker! heheheh! so long noobs! P.S. my cousin who was playing with me… he gets to pwn them too…. but he is still a noob though! unlike me, im a pro!
